Documents recently came to us over the transom – or maybe it was under the door – documents purporting to allege that Dan Rather is a predatory sodomite with a long record of convictions for alcoholism, wife-beating and the abuse of illegal narcotics.
No doubt this helped explain his revoltingly fawning behavior in the company of Fidel Castro and Saddam Hussein, with both of whom the documents purported to allege he conducted torrid romances.
Although the documents came to us anonymously, we had no doubts about the source or their authenticity, because we have always lusted to believe that Dan Rather is a predatory sodomite with a long record, etc., who has acted as either the sodomite or the sodomee with Castro and Hussein.
It later turned out that the documents were forgeries. We admit we were fooled and we are sorry, but – but – but, may I point out that as we go to press Dan still has not denied anything, which we again publicly invite him to do, a telltale omission that tells us the allegations are true.
At this point, I must sadly dilute the delight of the foregoing observations. Those of you who are satirically challenged need to know that they are satire. While I revel in satire, I have been afraid of it since 1975, when I publicly called for the federal registration of women, and a ban on the acquisition of women through the U.S. mails – or males – whatever the case – because statistics proved that 100% of the people convicted of trying to kill President Gerald Ford in that year were females.
By now, the people who plagued me for years with questions about “how our campaign to register women is coming” have stopped, not because they have lost faith or come to their senses, but only because they are now safely dead. So, no, there were no documents; there never were. Dan Rather is none of those things, as far as we know.
He is also not a journalist. He is a propaganda pimp for the new world order. He loves dictators. His disgusting, sycophantic behavior in the recent interview with Saddam Hussein is just one proof of that. He loves Communism. Always, everywhere, he does everything he can to advance it. He did so in Nicaragua. He does everything he can to disparage the United States.
I yield to no one in my contempt for world government traitors Nixon and the Bushes, but surely they are no worse than Castro and Hussein. Compare Dan Rather’s attitude toward them, however; he thinks they are. He treated Saddam with much more respect than he gives Bush. Because he is as far left as it is possible to get, he literally worships Bill Drop Your Pants and Inhale My Cigar Clinton.
The most important thing to know about him is that he has zero interest in what really happened. He “investigates” only to find details he can cobble together into “proof” of the premise he has concocted in advance. Yes, he is sorry. I believe that. He is sorry he was caught. Imagine how many times he lied and was not caught.
There are two exciting lessons we should learn from Blathergate. First, for many years – literally for decades – my colleagues and I have been trying to convince Americans that a conspiracy is causing most of our problems. Why is it so crucial to recognize that a conspiracy is at work?
Again, if I tell you that your problems are caused by centuries-long historical cycles, by cosmic weather patterns or blind chance, by eons of evolution, what do you do? You shrug and you go home. You don’t like it, you are frustrated, but there is nothing you can do about any of those things. You can’t do anything about historical cycles, etc.
Suppose, on the contrary, I tell you that a man with a name, an address and a telephone number is causing most of your problems deliberately; that his purpose is to submerge your country in a totalitarian socialist world government. Now what is your attitude? Now you are galvanized. Now you are ready for action.
You can’t do anything about cosmic weather patterns, etc., but you certainly can do something about world government conspirators who congregate at the Marxist Council on Foreign Relations, for instance, in a building called the Harold Pratt House, at the southwest corner of Park Avenue and 68th Street in Manhattan.
That is why conspirators always conceal what they are doing; conceal their very existence; attack anyone who tries to expose them; ridicule everyone who dares say the word. So, over the years, my colleagues and I have enjoyed minimal success. Denied “mainstream media” coverage, we have convinced Americans one by one, but not the people in general.
Dan Rather – for many years a member of the CFR – has changed that. Yes, there have been many recent media scandals like the sick joke called Jayson Blair, but most people consider him and Janet Cooke aberrations, departures from the norm. Americans now know that Dan Rather is the norm.
What Dan has done – because of his overweening hubris – is break the conspiracy barrier. Because of him, the fact that the media have an unmentioned agenda and that they will lie to advance it, has now broken loose. Joe Sixpack and Susan Soccermom are now aware of it. They are not watching Dan. They know his new slogan is, “Forging Ahead with CBS.”
The blathersphere the propaganda pimp has helped foment should now make the curious especially receptive to the fact that the conspiracy has been proved. For many Americans, all you need do is add the details, the context; remind them that previous media lying brought Stalin and Mao Tse-tung and Castro, etc., to power on behalf of the agenda. Thank you Dan for doing what we could not.
The other thing we need to recognize should be equally galvanizing. The shooting part of the war for America is more physically dangerous, but each phase usually ends in a few years. I for one have been laboring in this battle for decades, and the conspiracy in the media does what it can to suppress news of our victories, even little ones.
The struggle can be lonely and discouraging, just as much as it is in combat, and because it continues with no end in sight, many troops drop out, understandably disillusioned by the spurious belief – encouraged by the conspiracy – that their labors have been useless, that “you can’t fight City Hall.”
But what has happened here in Blathergate? Who has brought the mighty Communist Broadcasting System to its knees? A man for whom the network pukes have contempt; a man they call an amateur in pajamas, sending emails from home to other men in pajamas, who in less than two hours was able to prove that the Blather memos were phony, concocted with technology that was unavailable thirty years ago.
Because of the hubris that went before the fall, the network pukes forgot that the men in pajamas are doctors, lawyers, engineers, etc., men who are smarter and know more than Dan ever did, men who are better journalists, because they really want to know what happened. I still don’t know who the hero is. Whoever you are, we shall hunt you down. When caught, you will be forced to take over at the CBS Evening News, which you will anchor in your pajamas.
Are you inspired yet? One man with a computer has done all this. One man with a hard drive has brought down black rock, and the conspiracy for world government has not been able to bind up the hemorrhage. The incident has galvanized me all over again. What about you? You must have a computer, because you are reading this rant.
The conspirators we are talking about would strangle their own mothers to keep their power. They are utterly ruthless and have no compunctions about kicking a man when he is down. Now it is your turn. Remember that God got mad at Saul because the king failed to finish off the enemy.
Intensify the pressure. Keep deviewing the Evening News and let CBS know you will keep deviewing until Blather folds his tent and departs for Falluja. Write and call CBS affiliates. Write and call CBS sponsors. Say the “investigation” the network has launched is utterly unnecessary and as phony as the Warren Commission. We don’t need another whitewash to know what went wrong.
This is already working. CBS Affiliates are now jumping ship. Go to this site: http://www.rathergate.com/emailaffiliates.php. I am told it will allow you to send a message to all 200 CBS affiliates by hitting just one button. There is a box in which you can enter your views. Be polite and be firm. You are a CBS customer and you want Blather deposed.
Keep spreading the word on the talk shows. This is an issue the right wing Communist media – Hannity, Limbaugh, etc. – are willing to discuss. The bigger the victory, the better patriots will feel. The victory is already immense. By the way, when will world government traitor Bush indict Sandy Berger for stealing genuine documents and why not?
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