Up yours, Mr. President: You don’t scare me one friggin’ bit

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Written By Justin Raimondo

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I am so sick of George W. Bush: sick of his petulant preppie voice, sick of his studied belligerence, and, most of all, damned sick of his threats. If we don’t toe the line and support his crazed foreign policy of “preemptive self-defense,” he constantly claims, we will reap the whirlwind. As he puts it ina recent television ad paid for by the Republican National Committee:

“It would take one vial, one canister, one crate slipped into this country to bring a day of horror like none we have ever known.”

Well, then, how come we’re fighting in Iraq – thousands of miles away from the scene of the terrorists’ target? Instead of kicking the shit out of Iraqi POWs, why aren’t those Army reservists inspecting each and every crate that comes into this country? One vial, one canister, one crate – yes, and if it gets through, Georgie boy, we’re gonna hold you responsible!

Like everything else about his Presidency, this line – taken from his State of the Union address – is a lie. In the speech, you’ll remember, he flubbed this line, pausing uncertainly before the word “vial,” and then pronouncing it as if it were “while.” But in the ad, the presidential pronunciation is perfect, and there is no uncertainty: the pause has been edited out. “Cut and pasted,” according to Republican officials. Yeah, just like the “intelligence” they used to justify the Iraq war.

The makers of this ad have entitled it “Reality,” which they apparently believe is infinitely malleable, averring:

“Some are now attacking the President for attacking the terrorists.”

This is a flat-out lie. Critics of the Iraq war are attacking the President for not attacking the terrorists – for ignoring Osama bin Laden and, instead, going after the tinpot tyrant of a fifth-rate military power, because, as deputy defense secretary Paul Wolfowitz put it, it was “doable.”

A President who lied us into war is now hoping to lie himself back into the White House. This election year, Republicans are selling fibs and fear, mixed with a generous dollop of hubris:

BUSH: “Some have said we must not act until the threat is imminent. Since when have terrorists and tyrants announced their intentions, politely putting us on notice before they strike?”

ANNOUNCER: “Some call for us to retreat, putting our national security in the hands of others. Call Congress now. Tell them to support the President’s policy of preemptive self-defense.”

We must act, even if the threat is nonexistent – because of the potential danger. If “self-defense” consists of necessary “preemption,” then what would happen if we started acting on this Bushian principle domestically? After all, killers, robbers, and rapists don’t announce their intentions, politely putting us on notice before they strike. Why not just jail them before they have a chance to commit a crime? This principle, if applied within the U.S., would lead straight to totalitarian rule. Applied abroad, it means perpetual war.

Oh, but that doesn’t factor in the risk of not acting, which, in the post-9/11 universe we have landed in could be a fatal error. Given that premise, it is perfectly logical that we must immediately embark on a campaign of world conquest, such as not even Alexander the Great dared to dream of. I am reminded of my old friend and mentor, Murray N. Rothbard, who foresaw this moment in a 1994 piece entitled “Invade the World”:

“We must face the fact that there is not a single country in the world that measures up to the lofty moral and social standards that are the hallmark of the U.S.A.: even Canada is delinquent and deserves a whiff of grape. There is not a single country in the world which, like the U.S., reeks of democracy and “human rights,” and is free of crime and murder and hate thoughts and undemocratic deeds…. And so, since no other countries shape up to U.S. standards, … I make a Modest Proposal for the only possible consistent and coherent foreign policy: the U.S. must, very soon, Invade the Entire World!”

“Sanctions are peanuts: we must invade every country in the world,” Rothbard declared – and I can hear him laughing, even now – “perhaps softening them up beforehand with a wonderful high-tech missile bombing show courtesy of CNN.”

We’ve had many such bombing shows, courtesy of Fox and MSNBC as well as CNN, since then, and now there’s one every night – along with news of fresh American casualties.

That is what has the RNC so desperate as to portray Bush’s critics as de facto allies of terrorists. But this strategy could easily backfire. For the President to constantly invoke 9/11 is to focus on the single greatest failing of his adminstration: after all, it happened on his watch. Not a single person has been fired, demoted, or otherwise held responsible for letting 19 terrorists slip through our fingers and deliver a devastating blow from which we are still reeling.

“It would take one vial, one canister, one crate slipped into this country to bring a day of horror like none we have ever known.”

The only proper answer to this is: go f*ck yourself, Mr. President. You don’t scare me one friggin’ bit. Americans will never be intimidated in this fashion: and, if they are, they will cease being Americans.

By raising this volatile issue in the context of a presidential election, it seems to me that the RNC is ignoring some pretty good advice regarding glass houses and those who live in them. It was a Republican administration that dropped the ball on 9/11 – which is why the White House is stonewallingthe 9/11 Commission.

And this injection of neoconservative rhetoric into the campaign seems potentially dangerous for the President. Does he really want to make the extremism of the neoconservative ideologues who dominate his administration the central issue of the campaign? The RNC, by exhorting their followers to “call Congress” on behalf of the policy of preemption, is in effect telling them to demand new wars, more casualties, and fresh invasions.Syria, Iran, Jordan, Saudi Arabia, and Egypt – which of these are now in the President’s sights? That is the question his opponents need to be asking.

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