In my humble opinion, the Democrat and Republican Party are in a race to see which one of them can convince the American people to surrender the nation’s sovereignty to the United Nations first.
In my humble opinion, I’m not sure what the letters HIV stand for, but there’s a good chance the H stands for Harvard.
In my humble opinion, Tom Daschle’s psychosis seems to be hanging on like a summer cold.
In my humble opinion, it’s just a matter of time before liberals start telling us Johnny Carson is black.
In my humble opinion, the major disparity between Bill Clinton and Satan is, at least Satan will admit there is a difference between good and evil.
In my humble opinion, one of the compensations of being a Democrat is they never grow too old to lie.
In my humble opinion, after all these years of the clergy telling us we’re living in sin, they finally found a way to get in on it.
In my humble opinion, despite the protestations of the National Organization of Women, the only thing sadder than a woman being treated as a sex object, is a woman not being treated as a sex object.
In my humble opinion, Bill Clinton is the Harry Lime of politics.
In my humble opinion, most of people in the Senate in favor of gun control can hardly manage bowel control.
In my humble opinion, nobody in this country should expect to be supported by anyone else in this country whose DNA doesn’t match theirs.
In my humble opinion, considering his pacifist posture on Iraq, Chris Matthews is one professional Irishman who has shown a propensity to take on a color other than green.
In my humble opinion, after a decade of howling about the crimes of the Clintons, Rush Limbaugh confirms by dereliction that George W. Bush’s judgment of Bubba’s treason, perversion and corruption are only misdemeanors after all – and move on.
In my humble opinion, a better idea is for Microsoft to break up the Justice Department.
In my humble opinion, Susan Estrich brings new profundity to the word “ugh!”
In my humble opinion, the silver lining is, if Hillary gets elected President, Chelsea will get a last chance in the White House to clean up her room.
In my humble opinion, Slobodan Milosovic would not be in the slammer in The Hague if, at a conference in Dayton, Ohio, Bill Clinton had not given him the go ahead to commit his crimes with an easy conscience. Hey, Slobbo! That’s what Clinton’s friends are for!
In my humble opinion, Tony Soprano has taught America that beneath every criminal’s rough exterior there is another layer of rough exterior.
In my humble opinion, if Alan Colmes could be right about anything just once, it would finally become possible to compute his average.
In my humble opinion, the Democrat Party has decided that votes grow on trees. It’s just a matter of encouraging illegal aliens to sneak across the border to pick them.
In my humble opinion, the members of the Colin Powell State Department are divided into two camps – those who want the Israelis to maintain a low profile and those who just want them to drop dead.
In my humble opinion, if Rosie O’Donnell’s parents wanted a girl, they didn’t miss by much.
In my humble opinion, the last place left in the world where you’re guaranteed not to see any violence is on the field during a Harvard/Yale football game.
In my humble opinion, Richard Gephardt looks like he spent the last thirty years soaking in a Jacuzzi filled with Clorox.
In my humble opinion, the electronic wand examinations have probably caused a thousand girls to unknowingly lose their virginity to airport security guards.
In my humble opinion, that frumpy German broad comparing an American leader to Hitler came up one President too late.
In my humble opinion, psychoanalysts in Beverly Hills have hit pay dirt with a new and more lucrative medical therapy called psycho-sniveling.
In my humble opinion, one rarely sees anything like Anna Nicole Smith that does not have a harpoon in it.
In my humble opinion, his name should be George Stickitupalous.
In my humble opinion, political ambition is irrefutable proof of a person’s unfitness to hold public office.
In my humble opinion, there is not even one mildly amusing line in the Koran. That tells you all you need to know about Islam.
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In my humble opinion, most Democrat Senators think they can kick George W. Bush’s ass all over the lot anytime they feel like it, without reprisal.
Sadly, sadly, sadly – they’re right.