I make sure that aliens… know what their rights are

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Written By Jim Moore

For some time now, I’ve been aware of aliens crossing the border from Mexico and entering the U.S. The problem is, these people are entering a “foreign” country, where they have no idea what to do, and where to go.

Having a soft spot in my heart, I have set up an office to administer to these immigrants, legal or otherwise, answer their questions, and most importantly, make sure they know what they are entitled to-as non-Americans.

Herewith is one of my interviews.

MOORE: You are Pedro Suarez?

PEDRO: Si.

MOORE: And you’ve been in the United States for about two weeks?

PEDRO: Si.

MOORE: Then you have no idea what you are entitled to, is that right?

PEDRO: No.

MOORE: Well, Señor Suarez, it seems you got here at just the right time. Did you know that the American government now has a new program that makes Mexican citizens eligible for U.S. Social Security benefits?

PEDRO: No.

MOORE: That’s right. If you haven’t worked in the U.S. long enough to qualify for Social Security-like most Americans-don’t worry. The number of years you worked in Mexico will be added to the total, which will make you eligible for cash transfers from the United States. Isn’t that something?

PEDRO: Si.

MOORE: But wait, there’s more. Even if you came to America illegally, you would still qualify for this Social Security program. But you’re here legally, right?

PEDRO: No.

MOORE: Well, no matter. You’re entitled. Another thing, Señor Suarez, you can work in the U.S. for a few years, then go back to Mexico for the rest of your working years, and still collect full U.S. Social Security benefits while living in Mexico. Isn’t that generous of us?

PEDRO: Si.

MOORE: Of course, many Americans will feel angry because they work all their lives and pay into the system and now face the possibility that no money may be left when it’s time for them to retire. They’ll claim we’re creating a foreign welfare state on the backs of our taxpayers.

PEDRO: So?

MOORE: Exactly. That’s a bit selfish of them. Everybody should have an opportunity to cash in on the wealth of the United States. Even aliens. It’s the least we can do for our Mexican friends. After all, Americans don’t even bother to learn Spanish. I mean, what would you do if our government told you to learn English?

PEDRO: Sue.

MOORE: You learn fast, Señor Suarez. Now, sir, if you hear some American say, “this is a reward for people who knowing and willingly violate U.S. immigration laws’, that won’t disturb you, will it?

PEDRO: Si…

MOORE: Well, just brush it off, Señor Suarez. Just keep saying to yourself, ‘the United States promises me a paycheck for the rest of my life’. That will keep you thinking positive.

PEDRO: Si.

MOORE: And here’s the best part of all. The U.S. State Department and the Social Security Administration are already negotiating to build a new building in Mexico City to handle the applicants for this new program. Doesn’t that make you want to get back to your home in Mexico?

PEDRO: No.

MOORE: Well, with all the giveaways you’re getting from the United States I can understand why you would want to stay here. So, tell me, how do like America so far, Señor Suarez?

PEDRO: So so.

NOTE: In the 107th Congress, Rep. Ron Paul introduced the “Social Security Preservation Act.” (H.R. 219) assuring that all money in the Social Security trust fund is spent ONLY on Social Security.

Since Congress can’t seem to control spending that threatens the Social Security trust fund, Rep. Paul is re-introducing this legislation in the l08th Congress.

Support it in any way you can.

Published originally at EtherZone.com : republication allowed with this notice and hyperlink intact.”

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